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2006-01-06 - she's baaaaaaaaaaaack. 2004-11-22 - are u and ur wife ticklish (her username makes me laugh) 2004-09-07 - a polite fucknut. 2004-09-07 - an informative update. 2004-03-04 - god made ADAM ANT. 2004-03-04 - because homos are sex crazy. 2004-03-04 - i really try to be polite. 2004-03-04 - waundering. 2003-09-02 - londen phun is kool 2003-09-01 - i've NEVER seen the powder puff girls, in truth. 2003-08-30 - heh. 2003-08-30 - these aren't funny anymore, are they? 2003-08-29 - baby got ass. 2003-08-27 - fuck 2003-08-27 - am i in the mood? hell no. 2003-08-27 - hmm 2003-08-12 - people are stupider than i thought 2003-08-11 - i'm just trying to get off...i'm not pathetic, i swear. 2003-08-11 - uwd up, girl. 2003-08-11 - snappy 2003-08-09 - impatient 2003-08-09 - shhhhhhhhhh 2003-08-01 - uh 2003-07-26 - "far more better"...someone more obnoxious than me. 2003-07-26 - "far more better"...someone more obnoxious than me. 2003-07-26 - scared another one away. 2003-07-23 - doing my part to educate the rude. 2003-07-23 - i want to slap their forehead. 2003-07-22 - les les les les. 2003-07-20 - -- 2003-07-16 - finger licking good. 2003-07-16 - "you gotta a woman" 2003-07-11 - not more confused than me. 2003-07-11 - blunt 2003-07-11 - am i cruel? 2003-07-11 - apologetic. polite, yet still scuzzy. 2003-07-11 - i eat crouches. i think they're like croutons. 2003-07-09 - my name? this name is the antichrist of sexy, for fuck's sake. 2003-07-09 - hmmmmmmmmm. 2003-07-07 - "a 6 pac is a flat tummy no fat" 2003-07-07 - hello, may i ask you a question about god? 2003-07-02 - totally random. 2003-05-14 - yes, idiots like yourself DO just im me. 2003-04-27 - you will need a man too? 2003-04-27 - sigh. 2003-04-26 - from sex to war. don't know why i posted this, but i like the bit about opera singing. 2003-04-26 - shortie. 2003-04-22 - like snuffleupagus. 2003-04-02 - am i a prude, or just a normal person? my view gets warped if i talk to enough aol people. 2003-04-02 - did this actually turn into a real conversation, and not just an ass whooping? 2003-03-24 - this camera be not working, have i. 2003-03-23 - two turn tables and a microphone. 2003-02-12 - you want fries with that? 2003-01-21 - 1983 was a vintage year. 2003-01-21 - shorthand for stupid. 2003-01-20 - the shizz-nit, this guy is not. 2002-12-17 - FAVOURITE thing ever. 2002-12-17 - what the fuck. random, much? 2002-12-17 - love. 2002-12-16 - nice profile, dude. 2002-12-15 - do schools still teach spelling??? fuck. 2002-12-15 - shorts. 2002-12-12 - boo! be brave...don't run in fear. 2002-12-12 - boom shalakalak! i got me a woo-man. 2002-12-10 - here kitty, kitty, kitty. 2002-11-26 - the girl with the jacked up hair. from me: miss HI AM MIGHTY. 2002-11-24 - is it a conspiracy???? 2002-11-19 - this wasn't a cruel encounter, just a FUCKED UP one. 2002-11-13 - and to THINK...i live in the same city as this heartbreaker. 2002-10-22 - just keeps trying. 2002-10-22 - sometimes i wish i WAS hetero....just to meet this man. 2002-10-13 - ba da boom 2002-10-13 - tookin. or .... toking? 2002-10-13 - I Like Capital Letters. 2002-08-27 - chatroom antics. 2002-05-12 - this conversation was so long i've only posted the best bits. and i don't even need to post half of what i did, because just the way this person spells/thinks is simply glorious. 2002-05-12 - it has a pic!! 2002-05-12 - panties shmanties. 2002-05-12 - *singing* these are a few of my favor things 2002-05-11 - did i ever tell you how much i HATE the term "lol"???? 2002-04-28 - i guess that answered my question. 2002-04-24 - you wuss, spelling DOES matter! 2002-04-24 - do i come across too strongly? 2002-04-22 - ************ i love this ************************ 2002-04-22 - a sentence in a chatroom. i love it. 2002-04-22 - stopped this one in his tracks. 2002-04-22 - quick. 2002-04-21 - a new approach. 2002-04-18 - i'm the president of this one woman army. 2002-03-23 - i'm not pullin your hooves. this guy sucks. 2002-03-22 - sigh. times three. 2002-03-17 - the screenname. the choppy english. the problems of slow computers. 2002-03-17 - uuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 2002-03-17 - uuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 2002-03-17 - short-sheeted. 2002-03-15 - yu leave me alown! 2002-03-15 - feeling generous. 2002-03-14 - so.. 2002-03-11 - bam BAM. 2002-03-10 - it's so easy to blame things on "daddy". (can you hear my posh accent?) 2002-03-10 - we lost him, doctor!! 2002-03-10 - ok. ok. ok. 2002-03-10 - does it have to be this complicated? 2002-03-03 - life astounds me. ***** 2002-03-03 - gaywads unite! 2002-03-03 - i have to stop scaring them off. 2002-03-03 - are you a-m-u-s-e-d? 2002-03-02 - jesus. 2002-03-02 - i've been saying "dude" a lot lately. 2002-03-02 - it's the boring guy again. i almost feel sorry for him. 2002-03-02 - people no longer rise to my statements. damn. 2002-03-02 - could a more boring human exist? 2002-03-02 - non-format. 2002-02-28 - do YOU want to be on my list, too? 2002-02-28 - here's my phone number. 2002-02-26 - this guy makes me want to get back into the "talk to idiots and post it on eggwhite" bandwagon. 2002-02-21 - babycakes. beware of christians!! 2002-02-21 - sigh. 2002-02-21 - that was simple enough. 2002-02-20 - ok, this isn't even funny, but i like this screenname. 2002-02-20 - italian stalion. 2002-01-20 - this one almost made me think he was human. too bad he wasn't. 2002-01-20 - repeat. repeat. repeat. 2002-01-20 - "i am an ass. i know. what can i say" 2002-01-20 - got rid of this one quickly! 2002-01-19 - "you could not handel this" 2002-01-19 - so, can we cyber? (two) 2002-01-19 - so, will we cyber? 2002-01-19 - quick lecture. 2002-01-19 - sexuely. 2002-01-15 - jerry would be proud. 2002-01-15 - i like this one! 2002-01-15 - i like this one! 2002-01-15 - maybe. 2002-01-13 - slam dunk. 2002-01-13 - no picture, no conversation. 2002-01-13 - that got rid of him fast enough. 2002-01-12 - blah. 2002-01-12 - simple. 2002-01-12 - wtf. 2002-01-09 - this is the one that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends. 2002-01-09 - beating people up. 2002-01-09 - u into fetish stuff? 2002-01-09 - attila. 2002-01-05 - fhjlewq. 2002-01-05 - i'm a nice....girl. 2001-12-23 - please tell me what you look like!!! please! 2001-12-23 - i'm a rug munching birkenstock girl. 2001-12-23 - a diagnosis of me. 2001-12-22 - the old fall back. 2001-12-22 - doin' right by the lord. 2001-12-22 - blatant. five stars. 2001-12-20 - had to leave before her could go pervy. but he IS wacked up, regardless. and I'M GREAT!! LOL!! 2001-12-20 - the BEST one in a long time. 2001-12-20 - i almost got an invitation to be in his biker gang. almost, but not quite. 2001-12-20 - down and out below the belts. in one word or less. 2001-12-20 - this is so random i don't know if i'm supposed to laugh or not. 2001-12-20 - care for anothere? 2001-12-19 - an easy nut to crack. 2001-12-18 - we got ourselves a "shit disturber"!! 2001-12-17 - cunt face. 2001-12-17 - gewhal aslkfh asdh? 2001-12-17 - yall. 2001-12-17 - hehe. 2001-12-17 - a not-so-good liar. 2001-12-17 - not for secrets, this one isn't. 2001-12-17 - another dummy bites the dust. 2001-12-16 - PURE FUCKING BRILLANCE!! she learned it in colage. 2001-12-16 - this is here purely for the joy of his spelling. 2001-12-16 - someone was serious when they said "eye" 2001-12-16 - explanations. 2001-12-16 - mmm. me so tough. 2001-12-16 - W. 2001-12-15 - i be breakdancing ALL night long. 2001-12-15 - lick? 2001-12-15 - excuses, excuses. 2001-12-14 - my face is an open book. 2001-12-14 - i'm a mountain top guru. 2001-12-14 - another fuck up. 2001-12-12 - a medly (sp?) of delight. all from one online session. 2001-12-02 - at least he knows his limitations. 2001-12-02 - mmm. listening to vonda shepard and feeling depressed. 2001-12-02 - BA-BAM!! shot down. 2001-12-02 - barry. ooh. 2001-12-02 - you in two men? 2001-12-02 - it's my bitch madmike again! yeah! 2001-12-02 - my naked wife....blahblahblah. 2001-12-02 - me- wordy. what a surprise. 2001-12-01 - me feeling testy. 2001-11-29 - like you can "do it" online, anyway. 2001-11-29 - see? i can be cordial. 2001-11-29 - twjlge. 2001-11-29 - polite fuckers. 2001-11-25 - wow. 2001-11-25 - jesus. i can't fend for myself anymore. have to bring out the reporting threat. i suck. 2001-11-25 - 15 year olds. 2001-11-25 - ar ar. 2001-11-24 - . 2001-11-23 - my last chance!!! i bet you a million fucking dollars it isn't. 2001-11-23 - a working example in an acceptable cyber proposition. 2001-11-23 - tables turned. 2001-11-22 - my friend and yours, back by popular demand. mr. yes!!! 2001-11-22 - good men, marines are. 2001-11-22 - little boys representin' one tiiiiiiime. 2001-11-22 - good opening line. 2001-11-20 - dumb people that think they are smart are the worst ones. 2001-11-18 - justin and me, sitting in your pee. 2001-11-18 - yes...4, is it? 2001-11-18 - yes 3. 2001-11-18 - yes 2. 2001-11-18 - you me yes? 2001-11-18 - lol. 2001-11-18 - nice. 2001-11-17 - secrets, secrets can be fun. 2001-11-17 - high schoolers RULE 2001-11-14 - if that's exciting, thank god i'm boring. and freaky. 2001-11-14 - ass and tits. 2001-11-14 - huh? *blink* 2001-11-13 - licky licky. 2001-11-13 - rose-coloured glasses. i think. 2001-11-11 - fhwegqeuagh. 2001-11-11 - ur wifes tounge iznt as good as mine!! 2001-11-10 - geographic distress. again. 2001-11-10 - i'm a bitch, but hey, i was frustrated. 2001-11-10 - i just wanna no. 2001-11-10 - do YOU wanna watch? im me!! 2001-11-10 - a personals ad delivered to my computer screen. 2001-11-09 - you had sex- you liked it- you wanna do it with me- right? 2001-11-09 - chocolate loving. 2001-11-09 - phone numbers. 2001-11-09 - cute. 2001-11-09 - the sister screenname mystery is solved. and i get hit on in the bargain. 2001-11-09 - christ. dummies, wherefore art thou??? oh yeah. you're talking with me. 2001-11-09 - please tell me erica doesn't know this ass. 2001-11-09 - i get 'em at ALL ages. 2001-11-08 - wanna go for a ride, bah-bie?? sure ken!! 2001-11-08 - jesus. even the kids are on the sex track. 2001-11-08 - aiding and abetting ignorance. 2001-11-08 - smooth cover up. 2001-11-08 - short and sweet. 2001-11-07 - london people SUCK, dude!!! 2001-11-04 - lady, can i have a pic? lady? 2001-11-04 - should i cum in to minuts? 2001-11-04 - ships. 2001-11-03 - trash. obviously. 2001-11-03 - dumb de dumb dumb dumb 2001-11-03 - give the guy props. at least he left when i didn't kick it with him. 2001-11-03 - a walking contradiction. 2001-11-02 - white lies. 2001-11-02 - don't even have to try. i'm a stunner. like a magnet. 2001-11-02 - and then he signed off. 2001-11-02 - *sigh* and again. 2001-11-02 - to the point 2001-11-02 - english lads are no different from american ones? 2001-10-28 - i got me a pimp. 2001-10-28 - heh. i love my sister! 2001-10-28 - is it me, or is this the same thing over and over? 2001-10-28 - it's a double d. 2001-10-28 - 1 question is enough to mark you as an ass forever. 2001-10-27 - problems with the definition. 2001-10-25 - googoo. 2001-10-25 - ass and titties, kids. that's where it's at. 2001-10-21 - something that could have been good. 2001-10-21 - her progress report tells her she's in college. 2001-10-21 - my ass gets waxed. 2001-10-21 - i don't make this stuff up, i swear. i don't think i could if i tried. heh. 2001-10-21 - it gets better every day. 2001-10-21 - geographic distress. 2001-10-20 - whatwhat WHAT? 2001-10-20 - every prayer answered. 2001-10-19 - a proposal. 2001-10-17 - i know this man, have no fear. 2001-10-15 - yum. with a dash of freak nasty. 2001-10-14 - soaking da oats in broken english. 2001-10-14 - what WHAT. 2001-10-13 - this is. 2001-10-13 - is this a girl? 2001-10-10 - yum. 2001-10-07 - see last title, only with respect to logic this time. 2001-10-06 - a lesson on why i can't take you seriously if you don't understand grammar. or spelling for that matter. 2001-10-07 - new theme!!
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