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2006-01-06 - she's baaaaaaaaaaaack.
2004-11-22 - are u and ur wife ticklish (her username makes me laugh)
2004-09-07 - a polite fucknut.
2004-09-07 - an informative update.
2004-03-04 - god made ADAM ANT.
2004-03-04 - because homos are sex crazy.
2004-03-04 - i really try to be polite.
2004-03-04 - waundering.
2003-09-02 - londen phun is kool
2003-09-01 - i've NEVER seen the powder puff girls, in truth.
2003-08-30 - heh.
2003-08-30 - these aren't funny anymore, are they?
2003-08-29 - baby got ass.
2003-08-27 - fuck
2003-08-27 - am i in the mood? hell no.
2003-08-27 - hmm
2003-08-12 - people are stupider than i thought
2003-08-11 - i'm just trying to get off...i'm not pathetic, i swear.
2003-08-11 - uwd up, girl.
2003-08-11 - snappy
2003-08-09 - impatient
2003-08-09 - shhhhhhhhhh
2003-08-01 - uh
2003-07-26 - "far more better"...someone more obnoxious than me.
2003-07-26 - "far more better"...someone more obnoxious than me.
2003-07-26 - scared another one away.
2003-07-23 - doing my part to educate the rude.
2003-07-23 - i want to slap their forehead.
2003-07-22 - les les les les.
2003-07-20 - --
2003-07-16 - finger licking good.
2003-07-16 - "you gotta a woman"
2003-07-11 - not more confused than me.
2003-07-11 - blunt
2003-07-11 - am i cruel?
2003-07-11 - apologetic. polite, yet still scuzzy.
2003-07-11 - i eat crouches. i think they're like croutons.
2003-07-09 - my name? this name is the antichrist of sexy, for fuck's sake.
2003-07-09 - hmmmmmmmmm.
2003-07-07 - "a 6 pac is a flat tummy no fat"
2003-07-07 - hello, may i ask you a question about god?
2003-07-02 - totally random.
2003-05-14 - yes, idiots like yourself DO just im me.
2003-04-27 - you will need a man too?
2003-04-27 - sigh.
2003-04-26 - from sex to war. don't know why i posted this, but i like the bit about opera singing.
2003-04-26 - shortie.
2003-04-22 - like snuffleupagus.
2003-04-02 - am i a prude, or just a normal person? my view gets warped if i talk to enough aol people.
2003-04-02 - did this actually turn into a real conversation, and not just an ass whooping?
2003-03-24 - this camera be not working, have i.
2003-03-23 - two turn tables and a microphone.
2003-02-12 - you want fries with that?
2003-01-21 - 1983 was a vintage year.
2003-01-21 - shorthand for stupid.
2003-01-20 - the shizz-nit, this guy is not.
2002-12-17 - FAVOURITE thing ever.
2002-12-17 - what the fuck. random, much?
2002-12-17 - love.
2002-12-16 - nice profile, dude.
2002-12-15 - do schools still teach spelling??? fuck.
2002-12-15 - shorts.
2002-12-12 - boo! be brave...don't run in fear.
2002-12-12 - boom shalakalak! i got me a woo-man.
2002-12-10 - here kitty, kitty, kitty.
2002-11-26 - the girl with the jacked up hair. from me: miss HI AM MIGHTY.
2002-11-24 - is it a conspiracy????
2002-11-19 - this wasn't a cruel encounter, just a FUCKED UP one.
2002-11-13 - and to THINK...i live in the same city as this heartbreaker.
2002-10-22 - just keeps trying.
2002-10-22 - sometimes i wish i WAS hetero....just to meet this man.
2002-10-13 - ba da boom
2002-10-13 - tookin. or .... toking?
2002-10-13 - I Like Capital Letters.
2002-08-27 - chatroom antics.
2002-05-12 - this conversation was so long i've only posted the best bits. and i don't even need to post half of what i did, because just the way this person spells/thinks is simply glorious.
2002-05-12 - it has a pic!!
2002-05-12 - panties shmanties.
2002-05-12 - *singing* these are a few of my favor things
2002-05-11 - did i ever tell you how much i HATE the term "lol"????
2002-04-28 - i guess that answered my question.
2002-04-24 - you wuss, spelling DOES matter!
2002-04-24 - do i come across too strongly?
2002-04-22 - ************ i love this ************************
2002-04-22 - a sentence in a chatroom. i love it.
2002-04-22 - stopped this one in his tracks.
2002-04-22 - quick.
2002-04-21 - a new approach.
2002-04-18 - i'm the president of this one woman army.
2002-03-23 - i'm not pullin your hooves. this guy sucks.
2002-03-22 - sigh. times three.
2002-03-17 - the screenname. the choppy english. the problems of slow computers.
2002-03-17 - uuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
2002-03-17 - uuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
2002-03-17 - short-sheeted.
2002-03-15 - yu leave me alown!
2002-03-15 - feeling generous.
2002-03-14 - so..
2002-03-11 - bam BAM.
2002-03-10 - it's so easy to blame things on "daddy". (can you hear my posh accent?)
2002-03-10 - we lost him, doctor!!
2002-03-10 - ok. ok. ok.
2002-03-10 - does it have to be this complicated?
2002-03-03 - life astounds me. *****
2002-03-03 - gaywads unite!
2002-03-03 - i have to stop scaring them off.
2002-03-03 - are you a-m-u-s-e-d?
2002-03-02 - jesus.
2002-03-02 - i've been saying "dude" a lot lately.
2002-03-02 - it's the boring guy again. i almost feel sorry for him.
2002-03-02 - people no longer rise to my statements. damn.
2002-03-02 - could a more boring human exist?
2002-03-02 - non-format.
2002-02-28 - do YOU want to be on my list, too?
2002-02-28 - here's my phone number.
2002-02-26 - this guy makes me want to get back into the "talk to idiots and post it on eggwhite" bandwagon.
2002-02-21 - babycakes. beware of christians!!
2002-02-21 - sigh.
2002-02-21 - that was simple enough.
2002-02-20 - ok, this isn't even funny, but i like this screenname.
2002-02-20 - italian stalion.
2002-01-20 - this one almost made me think he was human. too bad he wasn't.
2002-01-20 - repeat. repeat. repeat.
2002-01-20 - "i am an ass. i know. what can i say"
2002-01-20 - got rid of this one quickly!
2002-01-19 - "you could not handel this"
2002-01-19 - so, can we cyber? (two)
2002-01-19 - so, will we cyber?
2002-01-19 - quick lecture.
2002-01-19 - sexuely.
2002-01-15 - jerry would be proud.
2002-01-15 - i like this one!
2002-01-15 - i like this one!
2002-01-15 - maybe.
2002-01-13 - slam dunk.
2002-01-13 - no picture, no conversation.
2002-01-13 - that got rid of him fast enough.
2002-01-12 - blah.
2002-01-12 - simple.
2002-01-12 - wtf.
2002-01-09 - this is the one that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends.
2002-01-09 - beating people up.
2002-01-09 - u into fetish stuff?
2002-01-09 - attila.
2002-01-05 - fhjlewq.
2002-01-05 - i'm a nice....girl.
2001-12-23 - please tell me what you look like!!! please!
2001-12-23 - i'm a rug munching birkenstock girl.
2001-12-23 - a diagnosis of me.
2001-12-22 - the old fall back.
2001-12-22 - doin' right by the lord.
2001-12-22 - blatant. five stars.
2001-12-20 - had to leave before her could go pervy. but he IS wacked up, regardless. and I'M GREAT!! LOL!!
2001-12-20 - the BEST one in a long time.
2001-12-20 - i almost got an invitation to be in his biker gang. almost, but not quite.
2001-12-20 - down and out below the belts. in one word or less.
2001-12-20 - this is so random i don't know if i'm supposed to laugh or not.
2001-12-20 - care for anothere?
2001-12-19 - an easy nut to crack.
2001-12-18 - we got ourselves a "shit disturber"!!
2001-12-17 - cunt face.
2001-12-17 - gewhal aslkfh asdh?
2001-12-17 - yall.
2001-12-17 - hehe.
2001-12-17 - a not-so-good liar.
2001-12-17 - not for secrets, this one isn't.
2001-12-17 - another dummy bites the dust.
2001-12-16 - PURE FUCKING BRILLANCE!! she learned it in colage.
2001-12-16 - this is here purely for the joy of his spelling.
2001-12-16 - someone was serious when they said "eye"
2001-12-16 - explanations.
2001-12-16 - mmm. me so tough.
2001-12-16 - W.
2001-12-15 - i be breakdancing ALL night long.
2001-12-15 - lick?
2001-12-15 - excuses, excuses.
2001-12-14 - my face is an open book.
2001-12-14 - i'm a mountain top guru.
2001-12-14 - another fuck up.
2001-12-12 - a medly (sp?) of delight. all from one online session.
2001-12-02 - at least he knows his limitations.
2001-12-02 - mmm. listening to vonda shepard and feeling depressed.
2001-12-02 - BA-BAM!! shot down.
2001-12-02 - barry. ooh.
2001-12-02 - you in two men?
2001-12-02 - it's my bitch madmike again! yeah!
2001-12-02 - my naked wife....blahblahblah.
2001-12-02 - me- wordy. what a surprise.
2001-12-01 - me feeling testy.
2001-11-29 - like you can "do it" online, anyway.
2001-11-29 - see? i can be cordial.
2001-11-29 - twjlge.
2001-11-29 - polite fuckers.
2001-11-25 - wow.
2001-11-25 - jesus. i can't fend for myself anymore. have to bring out the reporting threat. i suck.
2001-11-25 - 15 year olds.
2001-11-25 - ar ar.
2001-11-24 - .
2001-11-23 - my last chance!!! i bet you a million fucking dollars it isn't.
2001-11-23 - a working example in an acceptable cyber proposition.
2001-11-23 - tables turned.
2001-11-22 - my friend and yours, back by popular demand. mr. yes!!!
2001-11-22 - good men, marines are.
2001-11-22 - little boys representin' one tiiiiiiime.
2001-11-22 - good opening line.
2001-11-20 - dumb people that think they are smart are the worst ones.
2001-11-18 - justin and me, sitting in your pee.
2001-11-18 - yes...4, is it?
2001-11-18 - yes 3.
2001-11-18 - yes 2.
2001-11-18 - you me yes?
2001-11-18 - lol.
2001-11-18 - nice.
2001-11-17 - secrets, secrets can be fun.
2001-11-17 - high schoolers RULE
2001-11-14 - if that's exciting, thank god i'm boring. and freaky.
2001-11-14 - ass and tits.
2001-11-14 - huh? *blink*
2001-11-13 - licky licky.
2001-11-13 - rose-coloured glasses. i think.
2001-11-11 - fhwegqeuagh.
2001-11-11 - ur wifes tounge iznt as good as mine!!
2001-11-10 - geographic distress. again.
2001-11-10 - i'm a bitch, but hey, i was frustrated.
2001-11-10 - i just wanna no.
2001-11-10 - do YOU wanna watch? im me!!
2001-11-10 - a personals ad delivered to my computer screen.
2001-11-09 - you had sex- you liked it- you wanna do it with me- right?
2001-11-09 - chocolate loving.
2001-11-09 - phone numbers.
2001-11-09 - cute.
2001-11-09 - the sister screenname mystery is solved. and i get hit on in the bargain.
2001-11-09 - christ. dummies, wherefore art thou??? oh yeah. you're talking with me.
2001-11-09 - please tell me erica doesn't know this ass.
2001-11-09 - i get 'em at ALL ages.
2001-11-08 - wanna go for a ride, bah-bie?? sure ken!!
2001-11-08 - jesus. even the kids are on the sex track.
2001-11-08 - aiding and abetting ignorance.
2001-11-08 - smooth cover up.
2001-11-08 - short and sweet.
2001-11-07 - london people SUCK, dude!!!
2001-11-04 - lady, can i have a pic? lady?
2001-11-04 - should i cum in to minuts?
2001-11-04 - ships.
2001-11-03 - trash. obviously.
2001-11-03 - dumb de dumb dumb dumb
2001-11-03 - give the guy props. at least he left when i didn't kick it with him.
2001-11-03 - a walking contradiction.
2001-11-02 - white lies.
2001-11-02 - don't even have to try. i'm a stunner. like a magnet.
2001-11-02 - and then he signed off.
2001-11-02 - *sigh* and again.
2001-11-02 - to the point
2001-11-02 - english lads are no different from american ones?
2001-10-28 - i got me a pimp.
2001-10-28 - heh. i love my sister!
2001-10-28 - is it me, or is this the same thing over and over?
2001-10-28 - it's a double d.
2001-10-28 - 1 question is enough to mark you as an ass forever.
2001-10-27 - problems with the definition.
2001-10-25 - googoo.
2001-10-25 - ass and titties, kids. that's where it's at.
2001-10-21 - something that could have been good.
2001-10-21 - her progress report tells her she's in college.
2001-10-21 - my ass gets waxed.
2001-10-21 - i don't make this stuff up, i swear. i don't think i could if i tried. heh.
2001-10-21 - it gets better every day.
2001-10-21 - geographic distress.
2001-10-20 - whatwhat WHAT?
2001-10-20 - every prayer answered.
2001-10-19 - a proposal.
2001-10-17 - i know this man, have no fear.
2001-10-15 - yum. with a dash of freak nasty.
2001-10-14 - soaking da oats in broken english.
2001-10-14 - what WHAT.
2001-10-13 - this is.
2001-10-13 - is this a girl?
2001-10-10 - yum.
2001-10-07 - see last title, only with respect to logic this time.
2001-10-06 - a lesson on why i can't take you seriously if you don't understand grammar. or spelling for that matter.
2001-10-07 - new theme!!

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